Episode 82: Amazon Sells Fortune Cookies?!?!

March 11, 2018

Episode 82: Amazon sells Fortune Cookies?!?!

 

MeZ got his computer back

Our review contest is still going

Puerto Rico and Slipknot love us

The Oscars

Funko is making a Fishman pop!!

The Olympics

WALKING DEAD is apparently back

DUNKIRK

Shilo Rose hijacks the show

GET OUT

STAR WARS

what will be the movie of 2018

AVENGERS out a week early

RAMPAGE has a toy line

TOYS THAT MADE US

Netflix’s EVERYTHING SUCKS

VOLTRON

COUNTERPART

random TV shows

NINTENDO QUEST

McDonalds Szechuan sauce

Joe learns about the International section in the supermarket

Fuck Burger King again

Shake Shack

Pop Tarts now with more frosting… bullshit

Chips Ahoy cereal is delicious

If someone threw soup at you, what would be the worst soup to get hit with?

March Madness topics

Big Finish; Top 3 album covers

 

Closing song: Lonely Island - Why Not Me?

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Episode 81: Rag on a Stick

February 28, 2018

 

This week your double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

 

MeZ had been working around the clock

Buying Funko Pops from 7 Bucks a Pop

Voltron

Little kids getting in trouble for saying bad words

Joe visits his parents

Shilo was away so MeZ got to see some movies

MeZ has no computer

Stamps are expensive

fuck season has arrived

girl scout cookies

grand big mac

BLACK PANTHER

Big Finish; Top 3 Wrestling Shirts

Closing Song: Run The Jewels - Legend Has It

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Episode 80: Our Fans Suck

February 18, 2018

 

This week our double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

 

Joe is in Orlando this week

Toy Fair Funko Pops

Broken Lizard movies

Joe hates NYC

Mets awesome toy promotions this week

baseball funko pops

Henry (the dog) interrupts the show

Can Joe name any USA winter Olympians

Can Joe name any USA winter Olympics events

Joe hates curling

Joe hates our fans

CLERKS THE ANIMATED SERIES

We are terrible RICK AND MORTY fans

Lindsay Lohan… whoa

sharing birthdays

Joe watched 2010 THE KARATE KID remake

BREAKING NEWS!!

Big Finish; Top 3 Dominos toppings

Marvel end credit scenes

 

Closing Song: Jaden Smith - Icon

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Episode 79: All Systems Go!

February 11, 2018

This week your double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

KARATE KID remake

BREAKING NEWS!: Toad, is the mushroom a hat or part of his head??

Nintendo World

4D rides

Billy Mitchel is a cheater!?!?

NINTENDO QUEST on Amazon Prime

Toy collecting

This week in Funko Pop

Super Bowl

The greatest QB of all time; Nick Foles

The death of Kristaps Porzingis

Sports injuries

Football Hall of Fame

Super Bowl commercials

Justin Timberlake

XFL returns

Joe hates the troops

MoviePass

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN

Big Finish; Top 3 Live (the band) songs

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Episode 78: Blake and Shake

February 3, 2018

 

This week your double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

 

Gasparilla

Joe adopts a puppy or does…

Blake Griffin got traded

Breaking news update on LeBron

Royal Rumble recap

Grammys recap

NHL All-Star

Twin Galaxies

Escape Rooms

Tugrats (a RUGRATS porn parody)

BATMAN: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT

Big Finish; Top 3 concerts we wish we could have attended

quick super bowl preview

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Episode 77: This Is Why Bullying Is OK

January 27, 2018

This week your double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

 

The weather

Fuck Seth Green

Our Instagram account (@CarJoeMez)

CROCODILE DUNDEE sequel?

Oscar Nominations

The Grammy’s

New Fall Out Boy album

MeZ hates Uma Thurman

Joe watched Wrestling?! (WWE RAW 25)

WWE ROYAL RUMBLE

MeZ hates Lita

Robocop sequel

Mighty Ducks TV show

NHL All Star Game

NBA All Star Game

New Animaniacs on Hulu

The New Netflix series: THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD

JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Mousetrap

Jason Kidd got fired

Flames update

how does the names on the Stanley Cup work

Baseball Hall of Fame

Johan Santana’s No Hitter

Big Finish; Top 3 Limp Bizkit

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Episode 76: Fishman F**ks A Mute Lady

January 20, 2018

 

This week your double main man tackle these hard-hitting topics:

 

No show last week

Joe was a guest on another podcast

Cherry Valley

Entenmann's hates Florida

Gasparilla

CarJoeMeZ has an instagram account now

sports

Joe’s baseball hall of fame ballot

the bane voice returns

MeZ redid his 2017 movie list

Joe watched pixar’s COCO

Marvel’s AGENT CARTER available now on Hulu

Marvel’s THE RUNAWAYS (also on Hulu)

Fishman Fucks a Mute Lady (SHAPE OF WATER)

The Cranberries

Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega

Joe has a wrestling announcement

The Big Finish; Top 3 Sugar Ray songs

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Episode 75: Heated Toilets Are A Must

January 7, 2018

This week your double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

Joe is under two blankets

NEW CEREAL ALERT

New Years Eve

People who go to Times Square are idiots

TOYS OF US

This week in Funko! Pop

Looking back at 2017, a year Joe didn’t like

Our “favorite” deaths

heated toliets

the top 10 grossing movies at the box office

last weeks poll question results

Curt Hawkins

The Royal Rumble/ Lady Royal Rumble match

Suffolk new plastic bag tax

favorite music of 2017

favorite shows of 2017

ROSEANNE

worst movies of 2017

our top ten movies of 2017

Big Finish; Top 3 Potato Chips

 

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Episode 74: Drunken Tomfoolery

December 31, 2017

This week your double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

 

Rocky Opponents

CHRISTmas recaps

MeZ tries some candy

Joe confuses episode topics

WALK HARD: THE DEWY COX STORY

last week’s poll results

Netflix’s big blockbuster movie, BRIGHT

We call our friends; Kellyanne, Dones and CPA

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Episode 73: The Ron Popeil of the Galaxy

December 23, 2017

This week your double main men tackle these hard-hitting topics:

 

Joe teaches MeZ some spanish

The World Cup

Update on our sports teams

Japanese Babe Ruth (injury, what should fantasy people do)

Stephen Strasburg vs the All Star game

then we deep dive in Joe’s hatred of STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

Big Finish; Top 3 Cartoons based on a movie

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